Just for :)
shankyluck: hi swathi
me: hi
who is this?
12:37 AM
shankyluck: m shushant from pune
where u from swathi ?
me: who r u?
12:38 AM
shankyluck: nc ques :)
me: what the fuck dude
who r u
i just hate strangers adding me
and pissing me off
shankyluck: ok
dont get hyper
me: yes
pls
introduce urself
can u?
hello?
12:39 AM
u keep thinking abt
what to say
i will block u till then
ok?
or u have amnesia maybe
12:40 AM
and u have forgotten who u r
shankyluck: w8
me: or u r trying to make up a brand new profile?
shankyluck: gud experience u hv
12:41 AM
m from pune
my name is shushant
finish
nw u can ask
me: haha!
u r funny
12:42 AM
i thnk i knwo tht mister
the real question is
why the fuck did u add me?
and where u got my id from
understand?
shankyluck: ok
12:43 AM
me: wow
shankyluck: but nw ur in my frnd list .sooooooooo according to me we should know each other
me: u r like the perfect example of random losers adding online and asking girls if they wanna have "fraandship" with them
12:44 AM
shankyluck: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this time ur wrong
i already hv so many frnds so i dont need any moreeeeee
12:45 AM
me: ok
great!!
buh byeeeee then
12:46 AM
shankyluck: ok as u wish ............
but we hv a chance to to know 1 more person in our life .......
12:47 AM
aap jitne jyada person se miloogi utna hi experience gain karoogi (the more you meet someone more experience you gain(some how the accent reminds me of chatur ramalingam from 3 idiots))
This is the funda of my lif e.
12:48 AM
me: verrrrry nice yaar..tu toh mast hai (Very nice buddy..you are so cool!)
kyu tere asli frnds nahi bante?(why,cant u make some real friends?)
shankyluck: i think u should apply ... it is very intresting
12:49 AM
frnd s kabhi asli aur naqli nahi hote mohtarma (there are no real/unreal friendships your highness)
12:50 AM
waise where u from ?
12:51 AM
ho sakta hai ki mai aapke aur aap mere kaam aa sakoooo.
12:53 AM
heyyyy swathi ....... kya hua ..... naraj ho gayi kya ?(maybe u can be of help to me and i can be of help to youuuuuu.....hey swathi are you mad at me ?)
12:55 AM
me: chal bhag abhi..paka mat (now just buzz off..)
This was not the kinda stuff I wanted to post in my blog,but I thought i can make some exceptions.It is surprising that even in this age random people add you in orkut/facebook with just a "hi",even spammers have better imagination.The above conversation became obnoxious after a few minutes(later i also noticed his naked lady profile pic),and what shocked me was that this guy got my id from naukri.com (a leading job portal in India) and claimed to be an HR recruiter.If these are kinda guys who recruit young talent in India...God bless India.Anyway I blocked chatur ramalingams doppelganger.
And the picture might seem a little irrelevant to the post,but actually it means that spider-woman will save this earth from random losers wanting to make "frandship" :-) joking guys...the picture is to just grab you attention to this post :D
9 comments:
LOL...Swathi, u totally rock...
It just goes to show how morally depraved people exist in this world and how they can openly show their depravity exploiting the anonymity Internet offers, but what is more discomforting is that the introduction age of kids to internet has dropped considerably and their are more and more innocent kids out their for these vultures to prey upon.
This totally shows how lame ass guys like these spoil the credibility of guys. I mean this guy has no idea of how to talk leave alone impress a girl.
BTW, if I were you, I would report this to Naukri.com - they would definitely like to take action as this involves their name.
Well said !!
I like that *fraanship* :)
Funny! Something every FB or orkut user can relate to!
LOL xD
You should have told him that you are a Karate Champ (Read that on your twitter profile).
First rule of naukri dot com you don't post your regular fun stuff related id on resume.
second rule of naukri dot com you forward all mails to spam.
testy replies you gave though haha
Great picutre, it does grab attention.
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